- How to torture/kill in the saddest ways your favourite characters - with Suzanne Collins.
- How to be a complete troll about your plot - with Rick Riordan.
- How to be the most cruel, harsh, sadist and violent writer on Earth - with Michael Grant.
- How to give your characters the most revolting and traumatic past - with J. K. Rowling.
- How to ascend from a fucking fanfiction writer to a fucking best-seller writer - with Cassandra Clare.
- How to have the most crazy, deep and lush metaphors (which don't need exactly to have meaning or sense) - with Tahereh Mafi.
- How to have the mad and non-sense ideas to books, but make them best-sellers - with Scott Westerfeld.
- How to be a boss - with Neil Gaiman.
- How to make the fucking reader cry a fucking ocean in three words - with Nicholas Sparks.
- How to have the best and most creative narrative of the books - with Markus Zusak.
- How to write teenage stories without being disgusting - with Meg Cabot.
- How to create characters so human that you believe they are real - with John Green.
- How to be shit and pretend you are good - with Stephenie Meyer.
- How to create the most perfect male in the whole universe and tell everyone he's not based on a real character - with Veronica Roth
- How to torture/kill in the saddest ways your favourite characters - with Suzanne Collins.
- How to be a complete troll about your plot - with Rick Riordan.
- How to be the most cruel, harsh, sadist and violent writer on Earth - with Michael Grant.
- How to give your characters the most revolting and traumatic past - with J. K. Rowling.
- How to ascend from a fucking fanfiction writer to a fucking best-seller writer - with Cassandra Clare.
- How to have the most crazy, deep and lush metaphors (which don't need exactly to have meaning or sense) - with Tahereh Mafi.
- How to have the mad and non-sense ideas to books, but make them best-sellers - with Scott Westerfeld.
- How to be a boss - with Neil Gaiman.
- How to make the fucking reader cry a fucking ocean in three words - with Nicholas Sparks.
- How to have the best and most creative narrative of the books - with Markus Zusak.
- How to write teenage stories without being disgusting - with Meg Cabot.
- How to create characters so human that you believe they are real - with John Green.
- How to be shit and pretend you are good - with Stephenie Meyer.
- How to create the most perfect male in the whole universe and tell everyone he's not based on a real character - with Veronica Roth
Finished convention pieces of Jace & Clary in an “awww” moment, from Cassandra Clare’s Mortal Instruments series.
~M
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- me: fictional
City of Lost Souls snippet: 2 days left
Simon rolled his eyes. “It’s a good thing we know the person who’s dating Magnus Bane,” he said. “Otherwise, I get the feeling we’d all just lie around all the time wondering what the hell to do next. Or trying to raise the money to hire him by selling lemonade or something.”
Alec looked merely irritated by this comment. “The only way you could raise enough money to hire Magnus by selling lemonade is if you put meth in it.”
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When you finish a really good book series.
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My prediction for Insurgent:
- *Tris and Four try to travel back to the Dauntless headquarters*
- *A WILD GALE HAWTHORNE APPEARS*
- Gale: Tris, there is no Dauntless faction.
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Yes this is accurate
GIVE ME THAT LIBRARY!
Truth to end all truths.
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Hey guys imagine being able to SLEEP in a library.
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